Damn Smart Woman's Day Quotes

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell
happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut
the bitch up with cookies.
(Unknown)

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning.
-Catherine-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-